What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers
by snappy.dragon December 08, 2016
Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...
YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!
YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!
by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO February 27, 2008
He is an urban legend who men dared to seek. He is a small creature with a big belly, he is around 5’0 and weigh 246lbs there is only one was to survive this crazy mother fucker and that way is to RUN! He can track you from dandruff.
Dandruff vinegar is coming
by His survived August 11, 2018
You Dandruff Ditcher!
by Pepperpede October 14, 2022
GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.
LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.
LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff
by Sparkina67 January 19, 2011
When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
by Assblasting aspirations April 04, 2020
Noun: The dried vaginal secretions on a man's penis from unprotected sex that resembles hair dandruff when it's dried
I was raw dogging Melissa earlier today, and freaked out when I went pee that my dick was scaly, but I scratched it and it was just dick dandruff
by Hotdogwarrior February 12, 2024