If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence
Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
Boob: aw shit man did it taste good
Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps
by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018
GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.
LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.
LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff
by Sparkina67 January 19, 2011
When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020
1.Dry skin inside your pubes like actual head dandruff. .
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.
2. Post sexual juices crustied around the base of your peepee place.
by FERDA BOYZ September 16, 2018
Granules of cocaine that have settled into the sniffer's facial hair, primarily in the mustache area. These can be formed from shakey hands, bad aim, or excessive nose hair which can act as a filter to larger debris.
Mikey must have snorted some cocaine in the bathroom because he has enough mustache dandruff to make Bobcat Goldthwait say, "I can't feel my face".
by Cpt.BAMF January 12, 2021
You Dandruff Ditcher!
by Pepperpede October 14, 2022
What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers
by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016