nose dandruff

Excess cocaine in your nose leftover from the last time you did a line

*sneezes out nose dandruff *

by Thaliltaco October 28, 2017

shirt dandruff

the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch

Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...

YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!

by DrHazeLeaf, FOESHO March 9, 2008

Poop dandruff

the specks of crap/poop left behind on the further back side of the toilet, near the underside of the toilet bowl, normally caused by improper wiping

"Michael left poop dandruff on the toilet because he wiped wrong."

by Alex Censored May 30, 2022

Devil's dandruff

slang term inspired by the well-known
colloquialism 'devil's lettuce.'

Refers to hard drugs that reduce down to a white powder resembling dandruff
(Ex: meth, cocaine, & apparently some type of heroin)

Next time JimBob asks if I want to smoke the devil's dandruff with him, I'll run in the other direction. If he follows me then I'll break his meth pipe, and he'll probably break my nose.

by fVck_m3th August 5, 2024

dandruff

the most delicious thing of all time

holy shit dandruff is so tasty i eat it all the time

by JM99 Official October 2, 2023

Cock Dandruff

Resulting from not keeping ones pubic area neat, trim and clean. Cock Dandruff, the particulate matter that builds up on the front of the urinal and or toilet.

It’s not my job, so much Cock Dandruff on the front of the toilet; it’s not my job to clean it up. We can tell the one living in this house that does not keep their pubic hair on point. Every time they pee it looks like the public restroom at the convention center local.

by Word assembly worker #45 October 13, 2018

Dandruff

Slang term for doing cocaine. Specifically when using cocaine at home or in your kitchen.

Are you coming out tonight?

Nah mate, I’m doing dandruff

by Sptlad April 3, 2022