dalton

dalton is a sweet guy. He'll always cheer you up when you're feeling sad. he can be a hoe sometimes but its okay. If he likes you, he will immediately tell you. he's weird, tall, and the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. if you get on his bad side then you better watch out. If you make him mad, at least try to apologize. If you are a girl and you're reading this, and you have a dalton in your life. make sure to love him so much, and always be sure to make him happy. Because you never know when your gonna loose him. he's the perfect person ever.

Person: do you see that guy over there?

Person 2: yes, why?

Person: he's pretty cute
Person: well that's because he's a dalton!

by kkandst May 21, 2019

dalton

A rich, corrupt private school on the upper east side of Manhattan. Basically, hell on earth. School is run by trophy wives who always have to make sure their kids don't get put in the same homeroom as "the unpopular ones." A typical grade includes one minority, and a few hundred naive and sheltered boys and girls who act 'hood despite never daring to take a step towards Harlem. While rumored to be impossible to enter, as long as you have money, entry is no obstacle.

Parent: I want my son accepted to Dalton
Administrator: What's his average?
Parent: 55
Administrator: We can't accept him.
Parent: I'll pay for a new cafeteria.
Administrator: When can he begin?

by Zulaxa July 19, 2008

dalton

The force behind an enormous fart or bowel movement. The reason one of them may sneak out.

That fart stinks. I'm sorry, the dalton was too much to contain before I got to the bathroom

by josh martin August 15, 2006

dalton

A small town in northwest Georgia where there are alot of whiggers, white trash, and like sixty percent is populated by hispanics.

Woah!! I so feel sorry for you Jeff you're going to turn into a redneck in Dalton, but you'll love it because of the hispanics.

by brad4eve September 11, 2005

DALTON

SOMEONE WHO DRIVES A CUMMINS AND IS TO SCARED TO TURN TO THE DARKSIDE, WHOS MORMON BUT STILL DRINKS TAKES WIENERS IN THE ASS AND LOVES TO GIVE BLACK GUYS Head

dalton stop sucking that penis

by HAHAGOTCHABITCH June 9, 2020

Daltonism

Drinking so much that you perform amazing feats for society’s benefit.

“Did you hear? Daltonism cured racism!”

“I’m gonna perform an act of Daltonism tonight”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m gonna get super drunk and start vanquishing racism so Obama will finally give me that award!”

by Definitions for Dummies February 8, 2021

dalton

dalton is a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. he goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality.

dalton has dated the entire population

by sdghrghfssdf May 30, 2019