by Rich bum November 9, 2019

by Ezsetthane November 22, 2016

Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?
Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash
Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash
by Ri5004 November 28, 2016

Daft= stupidass. Bessie(cow)= BITCH
Pulled right from the thesaurus,as a synonym for stupid ass bitch, though, this was literally stupid and bitch.... Sounds british.... Word originated in a cancel culture.... Where the people who fucked us over, inbred so bad, they could no longer use their wealth to pay attention...... If you watch closely, the world has divided into two groups: one, that shouts insurrection, pursuing justice, and some rolling heads....... The other, feigns anger, but timidly shouts inns erection, and gets oddly aroused.... Must be new Chinese communist leaders in named the inn's🤣🤣🤣
Pulled right from the thesaurus,as a synonym for stupid ass bitch, though, this was literally stupid and bitch.... Sounds british.... Word originated in a cancel culture.... Where the people who fucked us over, inbred so bad, they could no longer use their wealth to pay attention...... If you watch closely, the world has divided into two groups: one, that shouts insurrection, pursuing justice, and some rolling heads....... The other, feigns anger, but timidly shouts inns erection, and gets oddly aroused.... Must be new Chinese communist leaders in named the inn's🤣🤣🤣
by U axed 4 it January 18, 2021

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.
Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
by Mashyyylalala May 15, 2011
