Dan (Duh-an), Noun: A soulless
ginger who will always be considered the #2
son-in-law.
dan (duh-an), Verb: To actively come in second place in every aspect of life, especially at being a
son-in-law.
see also; danning, dannies, dans, danned
Person 1: Did you see Dan today?
Person 2: I did. He was trying to impress his
mother-in-law, but she was having none of it, because he will
always be the #2
son-in-law.
Person 1: Ohh. That is too bad. The sooner he learns to quit being such a dan, the happier he will be!