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Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool

Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.
by Dirk Diggler December 29, 2002
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drop off the jackson kids at the pool

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.
I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!
by Pacificus May 17, 2006
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Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.
by BloodBaath November 29, 2021
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Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"
by Arin C. March 24, 2015
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It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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