Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':
by Тнат guч February 26, 2019
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Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*
by Тнат guч February 26, 2019
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slang for hairy asshole
by dbzbsnfncxs May 25, 2019
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by SUMFURRYTHING July 15, 2019
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Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.
Derives from the fact that donuts have a hole in them, something is missing just like something is missing in their head.
Siphora is a donut.
by Cillian October 7, 2019
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Maryam is a Donut
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