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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.
Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.
by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018
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std dispenser

The act of having sex with multiple people and simoultaneously transmitting a sexually tranferable disease.
"Why are all the hot babes sick?"
"Yo that guy had sex with all of them, he is a real STD dispenser"
by Psycadelicgamer March 25, 2017
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Wawa Pez Dispensers

Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.
Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”
by Korfi8267 September 8, 2019
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Soap Dispenser

Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
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Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
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soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
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Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out
I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser
by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021
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