by Sweetie Bird September 24, 2013
Get the dirtbag bitches mug.When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.
by Condor12343 June 18, 2011
Get the The dirty javier dirtbag mug.A 9-5 office employee that’s a heavy weed smoker and can still deliver their projects on time. They can go out on the weekdays and will function pretty well at work the next day.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.
They’ll do shit like work from home but really they’re just checking outlook and teams while on the road somewhere. Or they might be gaming and occasionally asking their boss a random question. Pretty fun person to work with though.
I’m not sure why I tried so hard in college. The people that didn’t try as hard ended up in the same place as I am. It’s my turn to chill. I’m in my corporate dirtbag era.
by portapattie May 9, 2023
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Person 2: of course! i love that dirtbag boyband!
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by redchemicals November 22, 2021
Get the dirtbag boyband mug.The act of having sex with your dog after a haircut and shaving ur pubes off then cumming on the dog and then placing the pubes on the dog to make it have more hair
by Pubetoucher69 December 4, 2020
Get the Dallas dirtbag mug.Nomad, traveling and living full-time living in their camper. Living off grid and embracing the dirt. Doesn't feel it's necessary to take a shower every day. It's not a bad thing, its a lifestyle.
by vannainavan July 25, 2022
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