National DDD

National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!

“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”

by Gspotgasm October 1, 2022

DDD

DDD aka Destroy your dick December is pretty much the opposite of No Nut November

Man #1: Dude how is DDD going?
Man #2: It’s going great man, I’ve literally been destroying my dick every night!

by XxGetWaffledxX December 17, 2019

ddd

sd

ddd is about life

by young beanis May 28, 2024

DDD

A phrase usually used to describe a female that died for penis these females usually have abnormally large foreheads and there names usually begin with s

‘O my is DDD ****** ‘

by 0753jdvhzbehdbbosh April 8, 2022

DDD

Do Dishes December, basically women should do dishes everyday. The number of times she should do it depends on the date. 1st of December = 1 time, 10th of December = 10 times etc.

Joe: Did you do the dishes?
Joe‘s Mama: No, should I?
Joe: Yes everyday! Its DDD!

by pomeronin December 8, 2022

SS, DDD

What a plastic-surgeon sighingly/shruggingly grumbles if you ask him how things are going --- i.e., nothing special to report; just more of da usual "make a gal's tits either bigger or smaller" routine.

If more unhappy-with-their-flat-chests chicks would just practice da famous "applied cream and incantation" routine --- i.e., rub da medicated lotion on yer chest while chanting, "Scooby-dooby-doobies; I want bigger boobies!" --- a lot fewer attractiveness-enhancing specialists would have to admit, "SS, DDD" when queried regarding their most-recent work-period.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

DDD

It’s 3d but 3 ds. Hopefully you know that.

(using eeveelution characters)
Glacie: Look at that! It’s a DDD object!
Joltie: Uhh…it’s a cube
Glacie: Yeah! A cube is DDD
Joltie: hmm…OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *in realizement*

by cyanbutneon September 21, 2023