Daft cow

Oh no luv that kid over there is such a daft cow.
by Rich bum November 09, 2019
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daft cow

Jeez Aspen, why are you being such a daft cow?
by Ezsetthane November 23, 2016
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daft cunt

when the music you listen to is kinda horny....
Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?

Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash
by Ri5004 November 29, 2016
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Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.
Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"
by Mashyyylalala April 24, 2011
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Daft punk

Daft punk is peak
by France#1986 November 29, 2022
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Daft lad

by xhiexhie June 19, 2016
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Daft Bessie

Daft= stupidass. Bessie(cow)= BITCH
Pulled right from the thesaurus,as a synonym for stupid ass bitch, though, this was literally stupid and bitch.... Sounds british.... Word originated in a cancel culture.... Where the people who fucked us over, inbred so bad, they could no longer use their wealth to pay attention...... If you watch closely, the world has divided into two groups: one, that shouts insurrection, pursuing justice, and some rolling heads....... The other, feigns anger, but timidly shouts inns erection, and gets oddly aroused.... Must be new Chinese communist leaders in named the inn's🤣🤣🤣
That Kricsten klarce is such a daft bessie, she thought sayin homo was a request to work overtime
by U axed 4 it January 18, 2021
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