Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

by Diamond Dave Cousins September 03, 2010

number crunch

an estimate, usually using percentages

"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"

by Gaaaron November 18, 2013

Neo-Crunch

hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.

Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.

by DR. DEL ONE January 25, 2008

Crunch Community

It's a community mostly composed of racists and homophobes. The Leader so-called "Captain Crunch" is high power in Mexican drug "Sinaloa Cartel" and a famous twitch streamer known for playing games like "Stardew valley (ResidentSleeper)" and "SCP: Secret Laboratory". He is known to use words like "Welcome to the crunch community!" which is basically welcoming you to his cult. Also, he is obsessed whit nuts.

Leon: Yo are you in the Crunch community?
David: No way! I'm not racist!

by ItIsYourBoy March 16, 2021

The Vile Crunch

Resultant loss of trillions due to the

dubious activities of a bunch of

" Cowboys " .

Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?

Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -

It,s happened since The Vile Crunch

hit town ! .

by E - FUMBLER October 28, 2008

monster crunch

An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.

Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.

by stinkyfinger November 04, 2013

CUSTOM BY CRUNCH

When a car/ truck / van are totaled in a automotive accident.

" Did you hear about Stan's car?'
" Ya, custom by crunch."

by Dan D Doty October 12, 2018