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crotch curlies

Yo bro, you left your crotch curlies all over the shower.
by dainuoti December 15, 2013
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Crotch Cobra

Penis, the snake-like protrusion between a man's legs
She gave me the word and I pulled out the crotch cobra.

I put my crotch cobra so far down her throat she gagged.

Watch out, my crotch cobra spits
by Rawberta Doggins November 17, 2009
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Clown Crotch

The makeup stain one receives between their legs after a night of buying lap dancing. See Ass Makeup.
Hey Travis, wtf is that between...oh wait, you have clown crotch!
by Dr. Carlos Jones April 21, 2011
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crotch fuzz

1. n. the lint left behind on a person's underpants particularly after wearing a brand new pair, or going commando.

2. n. the prepubescent beginnings of pubic hair.

3. n. insult: similar to "dingleberry."

4. n. term of endearment between two home girls.
"I've got some serious crotch fuzz going on in my pants."
"Your opinion isn't even worth crotch fuzz."
"What up, crotch fuzz"
by Hildeekat April 24, 2013
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Crotch-A-Tize

To attack one's crotch in an aggresive manner.
Woah, that chick just got crotch-a-tized!
by greengiraffe22 June 17, 2008
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crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.
I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!
by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007
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crotch of the storm

the area of the storm when the weather fucks you the most
guy 1: "gahhh the weather is fucking me over!!"

guy 2: " ha your in the crotch of the storm
by xmastermattx May 2, 2008
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