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Crooked Officer

when a cop aint striaght or fair and it takes an Illegal search 45 minutes, what the fuck you looking for
I roll on 24's, so the Dopeman is what they get me for
And that's a shame, a nigga can't ride nice
Without getting harassed, and facing 25 to life.
Mr. officer, crooked officer
Make a nigga wanna blow the badge, off of ya
by ashhuleyy April 25, 2010
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Crooks and Castles

Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.
I saved 20% off on Crooks and Castles clothing on Karmaloop by using repcode AN24457!!
by loscoches January 5, 2009
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Cooz

I wish I had a cooz so I could just relax my muscles with a cold beer
by mylesaway23 June 5, 2018
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Cooze

(n.) A cooze is a superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. Thus, their only value to society comes in the form of their oozing, jizz filled vag. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
"Ohh, god damnit, don't pick up the phone, I don't want to talk to that worthless fuckin' cooze. Society would seriously be better off if she'd fuckin' die in a fire."
by Jean-Paul St. Croix July 31, 2008
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crooky

(waiting at stoplight a potential hot guy pulls up just a little ahead of the car)
Haley: Roll up so we can check that guy out
Cassie: ok (rolls up)
Haley: That was real crooky of us
by The clah(t) August 8, 2005
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Ghetto Coozie

Brown paper bag used to conceal a 40 oz beer. Commonly seen around hood liquor stores everywhere.
Hey yo, put that 40 of Magnum in a ghetto coozie, police is outside.
by Wayne Woj January 27, 2009
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crookward

as in misaligned; crooked for those of you who do not understand plain English
your teeth are crookward
by Beautifulnot August 17, 2009
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