crocodile dung

taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon
that shit was crocodile dung
by slippysloppyfuckers November 13, 2009
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CROCODILE QUEAF

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.
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Crocodile poosay

When your poosay is to dangerous to be seen as a loss at so they then call it a “crocodile poosay
“Omg that’s the girl with the crocodile poosay
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crocodile roll

When Two men sixty nine each other while firmly grasping one another’s buttock and begin to roll back and forth.
My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life with the crocodile roll but he was so big I gagged on the first roll.
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Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.
Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)
by Woofa August 30, 2012
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Purple crocodiles

Person 1: When I'm with you I think of purple crocodiles.
Person 2: Let's have sex.
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crocodile \ cockodile

crocodile essentially means man whore, or male slut; usually used for straight men Examples of crocodile behavior are: having dated or hit on every girl in your class, walking around shirtless, wearing shorts in the winter, lying, being homophobic\transphobic or a generally dick weed.
Ex: "he's is such a crocodile for that"
crocodile \ cockodile : man whore
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