Criss ting

Your a criss ting
by Si.me.yah December 22, 2019
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Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them
by Chodrick March 10, 2018
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Criss da Po3

One wack ass Mf
Have you seen Criss da Po3 today?

Oh yeah, he’s over by the dumpsters playing battleship with a mirror, that’s one weird mf.
by Dat1Guyohbaby April 24, 2024
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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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Criss-Ann

A sweet southern soul. A Criss-Ann embellishes a lustful determination to create a bountiful harvest of edible extravaganza for all those that she loves. Furthermore, Criss-Ann nurtures others with unconditional support that beams from every fiber of her being.

Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show.
Person 1: "Dude, try this banana pudding Criss-Ann made.
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!"

We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives!
by kendrhodes March 22, 2011
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Criss-Cross Mammal Sauce

When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
Bro, neither of us have gotten laid in a while. Want to criss-cross mammal sauce?
by Truxtin May 02, 2024
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