crispicious

Crisply delicious.

That apple was crispicious.

by Burmachap March 19, 2009

crispies

dandruff.

She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies

by cobarin September 3, 2016

crispist

Someone who is against a 'type' of crisp because they're too posh. Just because it's not 'kettle chips' doesn't mean it's any lesser a tasty treat....

"They don't even look like proper crisps"........"OMG, you're so crispist"

by Scottie76s June 18, 2017

crispd from a dist

When someone talks shit about someone else while the subject of the shit talking is not present.

Derived from "roasting," but specifically in reference to a marshmallow (hence the roaster's distance).

Person A: Damn where's Brett's hairline? Even Blues clues can't find it
Person B: Yo you just got Brett crispd from a dist!

by 2nd cousin February 9, 2018

crispifry

to not quite fry someone, not quite char grill them, often used when you have a flamethrower to hand

"I got the BFG set to crispifry"
"Crispifried motherfucker for breakfast boys"

by vert343 July 24, 2018

Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Crispedwand

Noun. A kid who eats McDonald's only and uses hot wheels as butt plugs

Hey your acting like Crispedwand.

by szklejryuhgtaslejdruhg July 24, 2020