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Alaskan Creamsicle

When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus
by RoastQueef August 4, 2024
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Orange creamsicle

**Orange Creamsicle**

*noun*

A wild ride of a street drug combo that's not your grandma's dessert. This cheeky blend of cocaine and a press pill mimics the nostalgic flavor of that orange and cream popsicle you loved as a kid. Users flock to it for a taste of summer and a high that's anything but chill. Handle with care, party animals!
Orange creamsicle, cause why not) -Kev Tim Kelb Pat
by KevTimPatKelb May 18, 2024
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Irish Creamsicle

An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.

On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.

i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025
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Culpeper Creamsicle

The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday

Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
by Fooligan Dictionary October 13, 2025
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Culpeper Creamsicle

The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday

Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
by Fooligan Dictionary October 13, 2025
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Dirty Orange Creamsicle

The act of snorting a mixture of cum and adderall out of an anus.
Yo, I heard that hooker likes Dirty Orange Creamsicles!
by QuantumGnar June 28, 2021
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golden fudge creamsicle

When a girl poops on a guys chest and pisses in his mouth then turns around and sits on his belly and jacks him off.
the dirty slut gave the lucky guy a golden fudge creamsicle then sat on his face.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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