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Cream Tea

1. n, v. Of Devonshire Origin

A slang term named after the classically English refreshment, a Cream Tea is the practice of ejaculating over someone's face immediately after (or while simultaneously) tea-bagging them.

2. n. Chiefly British
A refreshment, consisting of scones, jam, and clotted cream served with tea, usually served in the afternoon.
1. That girl was insane last night, she even let me give her a Cream Tea.

2. God, I can't believe I let that guy teabag me and I ended up getting Cream Tea'd.
by jack&harry April 17, 2011
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giggle cream

1. Canned whipped cream with nitrous oxide as a propellant.

Origins: Coined on the advertisements in the radio stations in the PS2/PC video game, "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City"
Giggle cream! Because dessert SHOULD be funny.
by siv0r April 4, 2004
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Cream-Pie Worthy

When a girl is so sexy in so many different ways, it makes you powerless to resist creampieing her.
Doug: "Hey man do you know that girl in my physics class?"
Travis: " The one with the huge tits, six pack, big ass, and sexy face?"
Doug: "Hell yea man she is defiantly Cream-Pie Worthy!"
by PongMasterBaiter September 20, 2016
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Pre-Cream

"The art of knocking one out earlier"

Before a high class event, such as dining at a fine establishment, one must "Pre-Cream" to avoid any accidents later on in the night.

Please note: "Pre-Creaming" is not limited to sex, both men and women can enjoy its benefits.

Warning please do not attempt to "Pre-Cream" while shin pissing
Chico "Pre-Creamed" before his date with Colette at the Italin restaurant, to save any accidents happening later.

Dave Had a hot date later that evening, so he "Pre-Creamed" just incase.
by Northern_IT_monkey October 17, 2011
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Arse cream

Hey bru? Do you want some tooty fruity arse cream with your braai?
by Krusty71 May 18, 2017
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Spite Creaming

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)
"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*
by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022
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Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy

A series of films created by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, starring Pegg and Nick Frost in the lead roles. Each film takes a specific film genre and makes and effort to Pilgrimize it. The first two installments, "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz," Pilgrimize zombie movies and buddy cop/action movies, respectively. The currently in-production third film, "The World's End" is supposed to apply the Pilgrimization technique to sci-fi films.

The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).

Also known as the Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy.
Dude, I cannot wait for the last installment of the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy, it's gonna be awesome.
by ZimMan2 December 13, 2010
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