"The Craig"

I propose changing our lexicon from using "The John" to using "The Craig".

The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.

Senator Larry Craig's fiasco at a Minnestota Airport. I must take a break before reboarding my flight. I need to go to "The Craig".

by J. Irving October 26, 2007

Craig

A wretched sight of a woman. You only shag these absolute whales when your balls are as blue as the ocean and you’ve ran out hope.

A craig will also have the most disgustingly man like voice you’ve ever heard and will sound like you’re giving dutchavelli backshots.

“that bird i shagged last night was a proper craig but it had to be done”

by Craig Luvr March 30, 2022

Craig

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by Deamario November 23, 2021

Craig

The man known for sleeping with Jerry's wife

"That damn Craig is sleeping with my wife again" - Jerry

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew January 31, 2020

Craig

Will fuck your mom silly and have her cook him up a meal after

Craig smashed your mom then she made him chicken parm lol, shes in love

by youralittlebitch January 4, 2020

Craig

A short man with a bad temper and no sense of how to act in society. One that is easily angered and can't be reasoned with. In general he is a lil bitch and should be shunned.

Craig Allen Hensley

by Bobohio December 2, 2013

Craig

To be stood up with no explanation.

To be craiged.

'What happened to your date last night?'
'They stood me up and didn't tell me why'
'Oh how awful. I would hate to get craiged.'

'You better come tonight, don't craig me'

'I can't believe he didn't turn up. He pulled a craig'

by hiviz2010 February 20, 2010