cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

by obama boomer November 29, 2020

catalytic converter

catalytic converter an emissions control device put on cars since the 1970s uses heat and chemical reaction to burn off pollutants in exhaust gas

my cars catalytic converter plugged up and got red hot setting my car on fire luckily it was handled quickly no real damage done to the car

by littlejimmie May 28, 2019

Duck and Cover

Original: Official 1951 United States civil defense film, Duck and Cover. Intended primarily for children, it portrays the act of ducking and covering by the character Bert the Turtle. The concept of "duck and cover" is a method of personal protection against the effects of a nuclear explosion whereby persons near the would-be affected area would drop to the ground in a prone position or seek shelter and protection under such objects as desks or other pieces of furniture, or in structures such as buildings or fallout shelters.

Slang: To be evasive or deceptive in one's behavior.

As the police continued to question the suspect about the events leading up to the crime, it was clear he knew more than he was telling. He immediately went duck and cover and refused to cooperate.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 13, 2018

Coovert

Also known as Coov or C-dawg.
A very hairy man.
Likes to drink in mid-sentence no matter how important the matter.
Tends to move hands when speaking.
Generally avoids eye-contact.

"Dude, what's up with your arms? They're so hairy!"

"I know I'm such a coovert."

by hareally? April 18, 2010

outkicked his coverage

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.

Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.

by MB999 July 3, 2006

Back Door Cover

In sports betting, a back door cover occurs when the team you wagered on covers the spread in the last minutes of the game. Often times this happens when the actual game is a blow out, yet the spread or line of the game is still at play.

The Giants kicked a late field goal to give me a back door cover. They lost by 10, but covered the 12 point spread.

by Milt Deezy May 8, 2007

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006