courtesy fart

A fart released before you enter a crowded area so you don't release it while in the crowded area, gassing everyone stuck in the room with you.

Before I got on the train I let out a courtesy fart on the platform because I knew I wouldn't be able to hold it in until my stop.

by Are2Dee2 October 13, 2009

Courtesy flush

A term popular in jail. A courteous thing to do when you have a cellmate and are in the small confines of a jail cell. A method you perform when in the jail cell to eliminate the smell of your bowel movement. Usually executed at the point of release from the anus and before it hits the water. The suction of downforce of the flush eliminates the gases as well as the odor of the loaf.

"Yo, do a courtesy flush bro, that shit smells dude."

by ChrisTW82 March 8, 2008

courtesy crack

When you are driving in a car, pass gas, and then crack the window as a courtesy for others riding in said car with you.

Ah, Jesus Christ Ted, the least you could do after laying that massive fart whilst we are driving is to give us all a courtesy crack.

by TheHyphyTrain November 26, 2006

Courtesy Like

When someone "likes" your status and so you feel compeled to "like" a status of theirs in order to pay them back

Dude, he liked my status and i never thought we were friends...and now i feel like i owe him a courtesy like.

by Chandler Hayden August 6, 2010

Courtesy Splooge

The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.

It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.

Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty

You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!

by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011

Courtesy Feel

An action in which a male, upon realizing that the dime piece that he drunkenly brought home and got in bed with is actually fugly, feels the girl up in order to be polite and allow her to not feel bad about her body.

Dude: Kenny, you motorboatin son of a bitch, you motorboated that chick last night didn't you?

Kenny: Nah man, I got her in my room and realized she was ugly.

Dude: That sucks, what'd you do?

Kenny: I gave her the courtesy feel and went to bed.

Dude: I hope my little sister meets a gentleman like you.

by The Duder May 10, 2006

courtesy sniff

When someone smells something gross and says, "ugh, nasty! Do you smell that?" and you breathe deeply to take in the smell and confirm said nastiness, you have just performed a courtesy sniff.

George: Gross, I think the cat peed on my rug. Paul, will you come give it a courtesy sniff?

Paul: (bends face towards rug and breathes in) Dude, yeah, cat totally peed on your rug. Sorry, bro.

by pseudonym jr August 28, 2011