Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

by John Dale August 15, 2012

Confirm Target

Any single target of a different distance in a stage that involves plate rack engagement. Irregardless of size and/or relative distance

Engage the plate rack large to small then the confirm target.

by Hillbillychemist September 24, 2025

Confirm 5 Gram

Confirm 5 gram/grams is a phrase used by people who witnessed someone acting in an odd manner. It could be but not necessarily when someone is intoxicated off stimulants. This phrase originated when someone smoked 5 grams of crystal methamphetamine at the void deck and started being aggressive while being shirtless and masturbated to passersby. Confirm 5 Gram could also be used when someone is suffering from mental illnesses though this phrase is not commonly used for that reason. People called Confirm 5 Gram are usually gone case individuals without a bright future and most likely is rotting their life away from narcotics. You could find majority these individuals being called "confirm 5 gram" at vicinities such as Punggol, Boon Lay, Yishun, Redhill, Kallang and Aljunied

Billy: woah look at that YP throwing a fit and raging, he even got shirtless and started wanking!
YP: ARGHHHHH *wank* *wank* *wank*
Kendrick: bro that guy confirm 5 gram sia
Billy: yea kendick, maybe even 10 gram

by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 25, 2024

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 4, 2024

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024