Comstipated

The state of being a communist endures whilst living/being in a capitalist economy

Ever since the USSR ended, I've been comstipated in this new Federation.

by Soviet Ty August 23, 2016

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Cuntstipated

Unable to achieve orgasmic completion.

Things are so hectic and it's made me severely cuntstipated!

by Vun Dersloot December 20, 2019

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Cuntstipated

(Adjective)
Emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.

I feel Cuntstipated by all these women in my boyfriend's life!

by Warm Angel June 12, 2020

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Cuntstipated

The emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.

Comedian Jim Jefferies is feeling cuntstipated after having to deal with multiple cunts is a day.

by Mana6ement the third July 8, 2020

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constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020

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