columbine

A scapegoat for people to blame metal bands like Marilyn Manson and Rammstein for our problems with violence. It also blamed neo-nazism, action movies like the Matrix, great TV shows like South Park , and those very fun violent video games. I mean it is a sad story that there were all of those casualties, but it doesn't hide the fact that preps and jocks are the ones who just pick on the ones who are different from them, and in time it shows that mean people are the true reason. I listen to sick music all the time, I watch South Park every night, I've seen some real bloody action movies in my time, and played Grand Theft Auto and Max Payne and it's never promoted me to kill. The only thing that sets students off are greedy principles that try to control your every movement, students that make everyone feel bad, and WAL-MART. (damn walmart and all of their secret ploys to take over your mind.)

The senators and governers can do all they want like taking away music, tv shows, games, and movies, but that isn't going to solve anything. So pull your head out of your asses and finally relize that people are the things that piss people off! Everyone should also watch Bowling For Columbine, Micheal Moore is a genius!

by awex January 5, 2004

columbian necktie

Taking a knife to someones throat high enough up to be able to pull the tongue back down through it, ie, a tongue necktie.

That mother f*er done me wrong, give em a columbian necktie.

by robmyaeg May 14, 2006

Columbused

:Something took from you unwillingly, Then Claimed for the victors

Damn Dude, i hella got columbused Last weekend!

by Pmontoya October 10, 2011

Columbia High School

A school from the literal pits of hell but I'm still proud to attend. Did the security guard hit my juul? Yeah its called community millburn heads do not know the vibes on jah FUCK millburn. could not be happier to grow up w such a cool group of weed smokers and white claw sippers. racially divided? you bet. girls who look like fat free milk thinking they run the school? how did you know! so in essence its aggy but like u can exxxpress urself just dont be a fucking loser

Do you go to Columbia High School?
Yeah how did you know?
ur tits are big

by waynecal420 October 3, 2019

st columbas college

st columbas college is an expensive secondary school in Ireland full of people who don't know what public transport is and can't decide which Rolex to wear to dinner, sorry "supper". most students in the school are germans who get any moment of free time to smoke a fag or chug an entire bottle of wine.
they wear big harry potter gowns and wear white ones for special occasions like a sacrifice to Satan and they all gather in the church to sing some shitysongs and go home in their dad's gold incrusted landrover

Guy: you go to st columbas college
ME: yeah why

GUY: inst that really espensive harrt potter dress up school
ME: if you say so
Guy: you must be rich
me: ye fine

by whynotlistentome March 6, 2020

British Columbian

The coolest people you will ever meet are from B.C. Laid back-fun-don't take life too seriously-know how to have a good time-and love their 'bc bud'
free spirits-if you mess with them they'll fuck you up-but either way they are just genuinely nice and friendly people.

"Hey that guy is so laid back,"
"Yeah man, he's British Columbian, they're all chill like that"

by AboveTheSky August 12, 2009

columbine

A field day for the press to rag on about what modern entertainment is doing for our kids. See speculation. In the end, only retards believe their lies. Or maybe just there are too many people like me whining about their lies for even retards not to notice.


Moral is "Do unto others"

If you're a jock, make sure the kids you pick on are too retarded to know how to work a gun.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004