Colombian Night Train

While having anal sex, your partner poop's on your penis and smears it around. Once this is accomplished they put a line of cocaine on the erect penis, and snort the poopy coke up their nose.

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

So I was packing some fudge last night, and I got surprised with the Colombian Night Train! I even got to wear a train conductor hat!

by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

anglo colombiano

A British private school located in Bogota, Colombia. It offers an IB education and it is one of the best schools in the city.

He goes to the anglo colombiano school in Bogota.

by AlabamaHotPucket2 August 26, 2015

The Colombian Drug Lord

When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.

Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."

Guy B: "What the fuck?!"

by Dale Diving March 23, 2013

Colombian Flu

The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.

Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.

by Cosmo February 7, 2007

Colombian Bobsledding

The sexual act of covering the cleavage of a large breasted woman, preferably a hooker, with cocaine and titty-fucking her until high.

Tom: Man, I had the best time in Kansas City last weekend. Totally went Colombian Bobsledding on this waitress at a truck stop. Hit it so hard between those big, sweaty jugs the coke turned into paste.

Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.

by Ass of Cakes June 25, 2010

Colombian hangover

Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.

I had a mean Colombian hangover today, didn't manage to get out of bed 'til 5pm.

by jeffwode79 March 22, 2011

Colombian Ass Tickler

Adj: The act of shoving cocaine up ones asshole for the purpose of being a drug mule or for personal use.

Frank got busted with a Colombian Ass Tickler, now he's serving 2-5 years in prison.

by CurtisR March 28, 2011