Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006

collie molester

Derek Jeter

Once again that collie molester Jeter struck out with the bases loaded.

by Joe Torre May 18, 2004

Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.

Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!

by Doinkz! October 19, 2020

Collie Bud

Brent (noun: also known as Collie Bud) -
a small squid-like mammal with a visor-shaped hair haircut. Often found at home.

"finally de herbs come around" -Collie Bud

"Im squidward, Brents squidward, were ALLL squidward" -Collie Bud

by nohaoles.com October 7, 2007

collierville

If you know collierville you know that it was known for its redneck hillbilly’s back in the day but now it is where all the snobby rich kids are. All of memphis’s A-listers are moving out there because of the new $109million dollar high school. Forget MUS forget Hutchison this school on the outskirts of memphis is the place to be. Aside from the occasional bi, trans, or gay every once in a while it is a bunch of preppy bitches that have nothing better to do than sleep around and go to the lax, cheer, dance, or football practice. Aside from all the pros of the ville the are the cons like creepy gym coaches, junkies in the bathrooms and the fuckboys (all too familiar hump and dumps). Collierville is the place that everyone wants to be at because of the money

Person that does not live or go to collierville: Damn i wish i went to collierville
girl that does: flips hair
person: *bows down at feet*

by bitchasshoeyfromtheuppereast January 11, 2019

Colliered Out

verb. To make plans with a friend or group of friends and then back out shortly after. This pertains to plans created by said person or by others wishing to interact with them.

Matt got a group of people together to go play pool, but when we called and asked where he was, he was at home playing GTA IV. He definitely Colliered Out on us!

Jim-bob was supposed to go to a show with Mike on Saturday, but he Colliered Out by going to a Dodge SRT4 convention.

by banannahammock March 30, 2009

Collie

The most beautiful breed of dog in the world. The best breed there is PERIOD.

Known for it's sweet disposition, loyalty, and protectiveness.
The Collie comes in a variety of colors. Sable, Tri-color, Blue merle, and White.

Lassie was a collie.

by CaliAmes July 1, 2005