Coke Wank

A phrase popularized by the comedian Jim Jefferies,

Masturbating after consuming about 1+ grams of coke. By the fifth hour, when you actually have an orgasm you are so dehydrated that it's more like gelatin pellets spitting onto your chest, instead of semen.

"At this point I was really just looking forward to my Coke Wank, and the fat bitch wouldn't leave my hotel" - Jim Jefferies

by ICallThisTheDoubleBarrel June 6, 2014

coke shit

The need to deficate when you have your first line of coke.

Jesus, thats strong beak, im off for a coke shit.

by stu robinson April 5, 2007

Coke Boy

Coke Boy: a Coke Boy is not just some nickel and dime neighborhood drug dealer. A Coke Boy is some who gets money scamming, selling drugs, making profitable connects for him and his team. A Coke Boy travels alot of the time trying to come back home with at least 2grand before he hits the road again

I got lock up in Miami with my Coke Boys while on South Beach but my other Coke Boys in New York trying to get bail money for us.

by Chop456 February 13, 2017

Coke Rage

Intense irratability usually 12-48hrs after a coke bender.

Colin: "Jesus christ, what the fuck is up with Tabatha? She nearly ripped my head off when I asked her how her weekend was!?

Nelson: "Coke rage dude, coke rage."

by Worzel spluff monkey July 13, 2009

coke fiend

A slave to the white powder that will do just about anything to have more blow. There are coke fiends of all social and financial standings. Stereotypically young business associates fresh from business school are getting yayed up just to stay at the top of their game. However, there are also broke people who can't afford yayo and have to commit degrading sexual favors or larceny.

Some goddam coke fiend broke into my apartment and stole my shit!

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

Country Coke

This is used as a slang term for crystal meth because of its affordability and popularity within rural communities.

I don't have enough money for cola but I do have enough for some country coke. You know where to cop any?

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

crown and coke

A mixture of Crown Royal and Coke. Very good and has the potential to fuck you up very fast if mixed with an unusual ratio.

Bill drank 12 crown and cokes last night and had to dish out $60 for his bar tab.

by Matt April 18, 2005