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Bump Coomers

To engage in the act of sex. Coined by Harper Four fellows at Bradley University, bump Coomers is a variation of bump uglies. Ron Coomer was a favorite of the group when he was playing for the Chicago Cubs, although it was agreed that he was a dogface. "Uglies" was replaced with "Coomers" and a new phrase was born.
After they got out of the hot tub, both of them disappeared. I think they went to her room to go bump coomers the rest of the night.
by crackheadnick June 11, 2006
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cocomelon

this fucking channel is 5aking over. yt and make pewdiepie 3rd so it is a fucking stubid no use channel
me what's. that channel. over here's

my friend its a fucking stupid no use cocomelon fucking bitching channel that took over pewdiepie?

me after herd that that sentence for 0.00000000000000000001 second: fucking reporting the channel for 300 years. straight
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 21, 2021
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coometang

(1) (coom-uh-tang) A pussy that has the power to produce a minimum of 8 simultanious male/female orgasms inside of an hour.

(2) know in some beastiality circles as a racoon vagina. It is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.
Yo, you know that girl i left with from the club last night? damn she was good when the lights turned out. I swear she must have had a coometang or sumfing.
by Aaron & Jayden May 17, 2007
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cocomeat

That ninja stripper was hot, her nickname was cocomeat.
by fredfrank July 30, 2009
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condomeater

1. rare insult used against someone saying they eat condoms (whether used or not is not normally specified)

2. used to describe someone who doesn't use condoms
1. 'You eat out of dustbins!'
'You're a condomeater!'

2. Guy: 'Do you have a condom?'
Girl: 'Dude, I'm a condomeater'
by This_Is_Not_A_Name January 17, 2010
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the coomer

Someone who cummed during No Nut November. You can tell by looking at their profile pic being changed to it
Person 1: Hey look at this loser. He's the coomer now!

Person 2: I have to nut right now bro...
by coolkid4evr November 1, 2019
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Coomer's Law

An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".
God damn they watch demon slayer?! That's against Coomer's Law!
by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022
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