cockaboos

mens or boys underwear with a faulty crotch opening or stretched out leg holes that may expose the wearers penis.

Man just out of shower to wife half asleep in bed "Honey, look at these new underwear!" Wife waking to the sight of her husband's penis peeking out his undies at her "Those are "cockaboos", dear."

by shwilla April 12, 2010

Cockafoo

(;v.noun) ; a homeless pedophile.

Look at that cockafoo sitting on the corner of the street.

by Lil.PeanutButter.Chiipmunk. September 12, 2010

cockadoodledick

Isaiah grace is also known locally as cockadoodledick

Are you cockadoodledick ? Why is your name cockadoodledick ?

by Captain cock June 16, 2014

Cockaboose

Anal sex.

Portmanteau of "cock" and "caboose"

What did you guys do last night?

Cockaboose.

by Jesus Boppalopagus September 28, 2014

cockadoodledickinmyass

When you hit the "YEET" but you realized that meme has been dead for years and then you fall down the stairs and get a breadstick stuck up your urethral hole.

Decklan: How was your day?

Bobby: Shit, I just cockadoodledickinmyass again.

by Hugh-Mungus Cock November 17, 2016

cockaloof

a bit of flesh bunting which is in another word for penis

jonny has got his cockaloof out

by Boom quisha January 28, 2018

Cockadoodledo

The action of a verb/noun expressing the act of drawing or writing with the help of one's penis on a surface, preferably snow.
Often misunderstood to be the sound produced by roosters.

Noun - I drank too much beer, it's time for a cockadoodledo under the stars.
Verb - What are you cockadoodledoing on your bedsheets? Maps of Europe?

by HiraetHome December 20, 2018