Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.
by OK-KB January 07, 2012
Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.
1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit
1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit
1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue
by L-S-D October 05, 2005
by TheRealNigga_ March 25, 2021
An online community, primarily unemployed men under 30, who spend $8 to complain about how others spend $8.
by Melon Sunk April 22, 2023
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025
the act of hiding the toilet paper in anything except the toilet after you wipe your ass while performing an upper decker
by rem7mag August 21, 2007