Claudia

A girl who's alwaya ded

Claudia is ded

by Pussydestroyer329 June 12, 2018

Claudia

The girl who gets all the iPhone related nicknames. She is funny, nice, and doesn’t really care too much. She’s the outgoing type of girl. She’s usually not afraid to put herself out there. She’s nice and cares for the people around her. She’s quick to laugh at jokes even when they aren’t funny and don’t make sense.

You: Knock Knock
Claudia: Who’s there
You: Cow
Claudia: Cow who
You: Cows don’t go who they go moo
Claudia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LMAO

by BoiWonder168 July 4, 2019

damn it claudia!

when someone does something wrong or at any random moment you say this. Everyone will either laugh or if this person is the claudia they will hold a long pause then say something of this sort "wtf guys?!?!"

Marles-"Fuck man This Condom Broke!"
Charles-"Damn It Claudia!!"

by T.Beste February 23, 2008

Claudia

Someone who is a demon that acts like an angel(not my words)

Jesus Christ is that Claudia?!! Call an exorcist

by MaterialSorrow April 8, 2019

Claudia Schiffer

Another way of describing the anus.

Tonight I fancy taking you up the Claudia Schiffer!

by Doctor N November 16, 2009

claudia

A female-specific version of the classic wedgie.

If that girl goes into the "cool girl's bathroom", she'll likely get a claudia.

by Char H January 11, 2006

Claudia

She is fine asf and she is a great person to ft with and she lives stupid far away and we should hang out somtime

Damn Claudia u fine as hell (Claudia) oh thanks... Does not say it back

by Yalocalmixedboy October 18, 2018