cloudy garbage

Proprietary computer software that is unique to a specific cloud computing provider, performs a standard function but with a non-standard interface, and with less capability than has existed for more than a decade in normal software. Cloudy garbage has the effect of providing cloud provider lock-in by forcing users to do something conventional but using the provider's unique tools. For example, the Amazon Web Service (AWS) Command Line Interface (CLI) includes "aws s3 sync" that has a unique interface, only works on AWS, and is less capable than traditional rsync.

Using AWS CLI 2 to perform a sync which requires an upload of 104 files, after hours of execution, it never changed the estimate from ~9 files and "(calculating...)." Am I doing something wrong with the AWS CLI or is this just more cloudy garbage?

by Unfold4288 May 9, 2024

cloudy dumpling

A used condom from which a sexual partner sucks the semen out of.

"Hey Jim, guess what I did to Becky last night"
"What Bob?"
"I gave her a cloudy dumpling dumpling, and she handled it like a pro"

by PrestineEdge November 27, 2015

Cloudy Engagement

The act of nutting in your significant others eyes before proposing so they are unable to see the cheap ring.

Derick asked how I got her to say yes, I told him we had a cloudy engagement.

by boopoob June 27, 2025

cloudy with a chance

When your poop is soupy or cloudy and contains large chunks here and there

Bro, I'm so sorry but I left some cloudy with a chance of meatballs in your bathroom

by EvDawgDiggelly August 2, 2016

cloudy

cloudy is an amazing person. they deserve nothing but love and success. they are gorgeous and nice

"do you know cloudy?"

"yeah! they are really awesome. i love cloudy!"

by BUG!!!!!!! May 23, 2021

Cloudy

Used when referring to one’s annoying or unwanted presence.

“Its a nice day once the clouds fk off”

Dylan: “I was just saying what needed to be said”
Austin: “Didn’t need to be cloudy”

by ChanceofRain May 8, 2022

cloudie

cloudie is my fav, my child, the swaggiest and my sputnik! cloud deserves the universe💕💘💓💝💞💗💖

cloudie is such a swaggy person

by hueningsbf November 29, 2021