Cloodle

(verb) The activity of ejaculating on noodles and forcing a woman to eat them while performing anal sex.

As soon as I get home I'm going to cloodle my wife, Cindy.

by Rawerferdserfh January 22, 2009

George Clooney

Smug actor who is WAY past his prime. His only mission in life is to bang chicks and to make movies that no one will want to see.

Man, George Clooney is smug.

by Tater_Salad January 29, 2007

Cloober

a club rat, someone who lives at/in the clubs because they think they're awesome.

i.e most miami kids

not necessarily anything negative, it's pretty legit

guy #1: let's go to LIV tonight!!
guy #2: alright you cloober, let's ride

by the man myth and legend July 8, 2011

Clooney the bitch

To Clooney the bitch means to fuck a really fly hoe.

Hey, I met this hot bartender Friday, I've got plans to Clooney the bitch.

by Anthony Congress September 10, 2016

Clooney Lesbian

A girl who would be a lesbian if not for George Clooney. These girls usually think balls and penises are gross and dislike men in general and the masculine form. George Clooney, however, will make them drool and shout, therefore saving their heterosexuality.

You like Carrie? Well, good luck with that. She may say she likes boys, but she's really just a Clooney Lesbian.

by RJ :-) November 30, 2006

cloose

When walking in a group (3 or more people), two people unintentionally or intentionally draw closer to one another while walking until the person in the middle is squeezed out to the back.

Three boys are walking in a row. The two on the outside move closer and closer toward each other until the one in the middle is behind them both.
Boy from the middle: "Hey guys, don't cloose me out like that!!"

by MyOwnGuster December 9, 2008

cloos

Cloos; Noun

Cloos Aka Cameron Loos
Other Aliases:
C++loos
(++1005
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teh 1337 h4x0r

Hes one crazy Kid. He invented a wifi bullet that he soots into peoples spines to hack their brain. He writes his own CS hacks in notepad in javascript. Java, C++, and binary are his prime languanges he codes in. He thinks that they are all simple. Plus the fact that C++ is only a visual language and it wasnt used to make linux or any good OS.

He also hacked halo in 2 days. Took him just a day to hack altima online.

"Dude, Cloos is hecka cool."
"That is way too cloos."
"Cloos is such a h4xor!"
"You can never win when you play against cameron loos."
"Cloos, you can never lose."

by cool man salad January 28, 2004