Spliff O'Clock

Whenever it's time to roll a spliff.

Right, it's fuckin spliff O'Clock, wheres my ganja?

by Lukey Dread Boy May 24, 2007

Friday O'Clock Shadow

The beard you grow when you've been too lazy to shave all week.

"Are you growing a beard?"
"No, it's just my Friday o'clock shadow."

by Jeremy Ampe December 9, 2008

Mokena Alarm Clock

When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.

Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.

by Coach1977 July 27, 2012

cleant his clock

When u get the fuck knocked out

U cleant his clock

by Hdjdmekjndjjsnsjs January 6, 2016

Penis Alarm Clock

The act of taking your penis and smacking someone until they wake up

" How'd you like the penis alarm clock this morning"

by ConStart September 13, 2016

Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.

Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

by AssEatersGlobal May 17, 2018

Clockin

Hustling.

Examples: Selling drugs or other illegal materials, pimping whores, and any other way of making money illegally.

Gangster #1: Damn Quincy, where are you going at 5 in the morning?

Gangster #2: You know I sell anything for profit, so I'll be on the corner clockin.

by Allen Schmidt August 5, 2005