Clanker Rage

Rage experienced from dealing with a clanker—usually a stubborn, malfunctioning, or painfully slow machine that pushes you to the brink of throwing it out a window.

"Bro, my printer jammed for the fifth time today—I'm about to catch full-on clanker rage."

by zHTizi December 4, 2025

Clanker

the best place to make memecoinz

We clanked last week on Clanker, and now we have no idea what to do with the rewards ...

by lobstersssss March 18, 2025

Clanker

A slang word used among Mormon missionaries which defines someone who strongly adheres to the Missionary standards and corrects others in a holier-than-thou attitude. This term does not call people who adhere to the Missionary Standards alone.

Comp: Hey, where were you? You know the handbook says we're supposed to be in sight and hearing of each other.
You: Alright. (under your breath) Clanker.

by BigChungus1009 July 17, 2024

Clanker

Impure fucking inhumans, who replace their pure flesh with useless metal

I HATE CLANKERS FUCK CLANKERS I DONT LIKE CLANKERS

by NeonPyxel May 7, 2025

Clanker

Like the N-Word, but for Automatons.

Automaton: Heart. Steel. We. Kill.

Helldiver: Shut up you clanker.

by HELLDIVINGIDIOT April 10, 2024

Clanker

Scientific term for the Automatons in Helldivers 2.

Drop a 500KG on those damn clankers.

by schoolproject842 May 21, 2024