when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.
Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"
Example 2
"I'm vegan."
Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"
Example 2
"I'm vegan."
Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."
by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018
When a female blows marijuana smoke into another female's vagina and the one that recieved the smoke queefs it back into their mouth.
Female 1: "Hey bitch, spark this up so I can give you some "lesbianic chronic." *Removes undergarments
Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly
Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly
by SmegmaFarter840 June 09, 2021
Someone who is so absorbed into online life and discourse that they become unfamiliar with things off the internet. They may also form opinions/arguments that have no meaning or actual importance/depth outside of the internet and online spaces.
"Yo April has been mostly online since they were 14."
"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."
"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."
"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."
"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."
by jii707 June 19, 2021
Mary Jane: Lets fuck!
David: OK
Mary Jane: What's wrong?
David: I think i got the chronic dick. I can't seem to get a boner.
David: OK
Mary Jane: What's wrong?
David: I think i got the chronic dick. I can't seem to get a boner.
by Medicine-man March 16, 2009
a town known as Fort Collins. A little north of Boulder Colorado, similarly known for its great abundance of any bud imaginable. good for any big weed smoker if you like variety of Chronic hence the name Fort Chronic. They also have an exceptional head shop known as Kind Creations. Greatest glass you can find whether its custom or your looking for a roor
by Natureal April 04, 2008
Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1
by MexicanPog November 16, 2020