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Lipstick Christian

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.
Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.
by Big CU December 20, 2006
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Christian Grey

The object of all womens affection after you read all 3 books. Mommy Porn.
I am in Christian Greys sub club
by amX@ July 5, 2012
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Christian =)

Christian is an amazing person. He is a super charismatic, intelligent, kind, witty, and rad guy. If you’re having a shitty day, he will be the one to make you laugh and smile. He really cares about you, and makes sure you’re doing okay, despite the things he goes through. He’s a one of a kind person, and anyone should be so lucky to have a Christian in their life. If you have a Christian in your life, don’t let him go.
Person: hey do you know Christian =) ?
Person 2: yea, he’s awesome!
Person: I know right?!
by AmandaNoel;) October 20, 2019
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hope christian mid school

Hope christian middle school is a "christian" school is located in the upper heights of Albuquerque, NM where the school is more focused on spending their money on useless thing instead of getting things that would be useful. for example they bought custom toilet paper dispensers instead of actually trying to get decent teachers. and spend most of the time looking through hours of camera footage, using the many unnecessary cameras, trying to get kids into trouble, also this school is literally run by the basketball team any other school team is forced to practice somewhere else because hope is to cheap to actually get a good field but will spend thousands making sure the basketball court is in tip top shape to keep the rich kids winning so all the insanely wealthy parents will continue to fund this god awful school
Hope Christian Mid School is an awful school
by The footballer May 15, 2016
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Christiana

Boy 1 "hey Christiana wassup?"
Christiana "just dying inside."
by Waddles_food July 1, 2014
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Christiana

She is a beautiful girl but she doubts herself she is. She has a friend named Leila they do get in fights over the stupidest things. But there BEST friends. christiana is a great artist but her friend is jelose of her talent. She tries as hard a as she can to do what right but dose not think she is. Eny guy will be lucky to date her just a warning she has a dad who loves her with all of his heart.
Christiana is a great artist.
I love your outfit Christiana!
by cutekittygamer June 11, 2018
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Christian Blowjob

When the christian side-hug isn't quite enough for your Jesus-friendly relationship, the Christian blowjob is the next step.
They decided to save kissing for after marriage so she gave him a Christian blowjob.
by Stayingwithjesus August 29, 2016
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