Chris Brown is another R&B singer who sounds the same as every other R&B singer out there (most of them do). The only difference is that his voice is more whiny and irratating. He acts like he's straight up out da hood, but he really grew up in a rich neighbourhood. He's a fraud who talks about Hummers and other expensive cars, but he doesn't even have his licence yet. He also says that he's a better dancer than the much more talented Usher. Chris Brown is a joke. He can't sing, he lacks originality, he stalks women in his videos, and he's full of himself. For some unknown reason, girls like him. He looks like a monkey. He's also a fruit. In no way does he come close to Michael Jackson.
Dunce teenage girl: Chris Brown is so cute!!!!
Me: Chris Brown is a gay, fake, untalented, stalking, monkey-looking fad.
Me: Chris Brown is a gay, fake, untalented, stalking, monkey-looking fad.
by srb23 December 29, 2006
Don't make me chris brown yo ass!
by boopybaby March 01, 2009
by chi city real talk February 11, 2009
Guy: Did you bring the pudding?
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.
by minhdzuy February 11, 2009
by Sir Saula February 10, 2009
To beat the crap out of someone for no apparent reason. To bite ears, hands and punch your girlfriend, then attempt to choke her out by method of headlock.
by MZ Jade March 16, 2009
by Taiga Ishida February 21, 2009