Chris

An obnoxious, very mean, white boy who likes to talk about Juuls. He loves his teachers and claims to not be a virgin. He gets bullied by everyone in the school and says the n-word. He also laughs like a little girl and tends to favor memes.
"Yo did you talk to Chris"?
"Yeah, that kid called me the N-Word and started talking about Juuls".
by L92 March 14, 2019
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Chris

"Hey why didn't you guys invite me to your party last night?
"Dude, because you're a Chris."
by Just A Bystander April 22, 2013
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Chris

A type of guy who knows how to make a person's day, and is a really sweet, funny guy who tells awesome stories. They could be talking about what they ate for breakfast and it would still be super interesting. Also super good at cello and mafia and at life. Although he may deny it, he is pro at cello and will be first chair in whatever orchestra he joins. He also thinks he's an alpha male so don't try and contradict what he says. He also loves cuddling in princess blankets and sleeping. He's always the best kind of person to be around and loves hanging out with his stand partner because she is just such a hot and amazing girl. He's also a major stud who gets all the ladies and drives his car with the windows rolled down and his ray bans on. Meeting and getting to know him will be one of the best experiences of your life! He is an awesome listener and will listen to every rant or venting session you have. When he gives you advice, he means it and is such a caring loving guy. Even if you don't get to see him often, you would be lucky to even have a chance to meet a guy like this. A cute girl out there loves him very very very much and couldn't ask for a better friend(:
chris: rawr
by cutestgirlever January 10, 2013
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Chris

Chris, a really sweet and kind person! He loves being in a relationship and is hella loyal! He is honest and trust worthy and wont break your heart. Usually has a mean face on but is the nicest person you can ever talk to! Likes to be clingy but gives you space. He loves gore, death, blood and satanic stuff. He also loves metal, animals, making you smile and will do anything to make you happy. Dont fuck with a Chris cause you'll regret it. Has a big cock but denies it.
by taurus321 January 3, 2016
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Chris

Chris is a best friend and a guy that is absolutely handsome, sweet, sexy and awesome. The one thing that makes you happiest in life. If you don't have one or know one, you are missing out.
Oh, he is totally a Chris!
by me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 8, 2010
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Chris

A crazy ass guy that went to your highschool.
Chris was the craziest kid I remember, like that one time he got a referral for splashing in a puddle. Or the other time he got suspended for dipping a tampon in red soda!
by anonqq January 21, 2009
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Chris

A asshole who can be completely amazing and a prick at the same time and you still can
t stop loving him.
OMG!!! Chris is such a prick!!!!!!!
Then dump him??
I can't I love him 2 much
.....w/e
by Cookiemee January 25, 2009
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