Birdies that don't chirp

A bird is a kilo of cocaine. Birdies that don't chirp, then, are several kilos of cocaine. This phrase was coined by Houston rapper E.S.G.

User: "Say man you holding?"
Dealer: "You know I got them birdies that don't chirp!"

by Joel Hoshkins, aka Hasslehosh April 16, 2010

chomp

Used to indicate biting someone, often playfully.

Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Not much. *chomp*
Person 1: Ack!

by The Dewd August 25, 2008

Tyson Chomp

giving someone oral sex and then biting their penis off.

Tyson: This time it won't be the ear.

Holyfield: Oh, that feels so good.AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a Tyson Chomp.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Noam Chompski

A saying in reference to a food item that one has just eaten.

a PUN on the American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, and political activist.

Also a PUN regarding the slang "you know what I'm saying?", or "nahm sayin' ".

Noam = Ya Know
Chompski = What I've eaten

What did you get for lunch today?

Oh, I just got the Burger at Shake Shack, Noam Chompski?

by BURPLAMBS September 9, 2010

Charp

the green, mutant like potato chip found in every potato chip bag. There's always one or two...

This was in a series of booklets called "SNIGLETS" in the mid-80's that defined words not in the dictionary but SHOULD be. Much like UrbanDictionary.com does today.

No mom, I don't want to eat the charp, even the dog won't eat it!

by Sgt. Vishus August 12, 2005

chomphie

the residue at the bottom of a chocolate milk glass that only appears to drunk people.

Damn mom, i was watching a movie but there was chomphie in my chocolate milk

by Christina Generales December 15, 2008

B-chomp to the double pump fakie

noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.

Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole

by B-Chomp April 17, 2008