Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?
Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.
Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.
by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019
Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.
by Applestein August 25, 2020
The thing that parents do when your finished with a chore that they told you to do. They usually stop untill they feel like it and they will keep finding things to do for you. They will think about more chores for you to do while your doing the ones they told you to do
Dad: Hey, once your done with that go outside and clean the pool, I got more stuff for you to do after those.
You: why are you Chore stacking
Dad: what is Chore stacking?
You: its in the name, Your stacking chores!
You: why are you Chore stacking
Dad: what is Chore stacking?
You: its in the name, Your stacking chores!
by Zoid123 December 21, 2021
Taking my husband to the Super Bowl is the ultimate adore chore. I won't enjoy it, but Peter will love it!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
A non-stop Saturday morning competition designed by parents to make their children's life a "livin' hell". Similar to the Olympics - Chore-a-thon is a major international event in which thousands of children participate in a variety of competitions. These include the 100M mop, freestyle bowl scrub, laundry toss and synchronized dusting. Parents - like the IOC rule over the games and govern activities to ensure participants abide by the rules. The closing ceremonies of Chore-a-thon end with spectacular melt downs and screaming fits of "forced labor" or "unfairness" which result in threats to call Children's Aid and/or Police.
"Dude I'm stuck inside today. My parents are holding 'Chore-a-thon' and my old man has hope I might be the next Phelps!
by illustrasean August 18, 2012
by Sasha V. Steinberg November 13, 2022
What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?
DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.
Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad
DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.
Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.
Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad
DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.
Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
by asschins12 July 21, 2023