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Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period
Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!
by Chilifingers October 14, 2018
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Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.
After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
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chili banger

Marissa Matarese is a chili banger.
by Chilimonster July 6, 2011
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Exponential Chili

Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.
Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!

Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.
by A-Haron January 8, 2010
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glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.
Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.
by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016
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Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.
There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.
by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018
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making chili

The act of using a circumcised penis to pump solid fecal matter from the butthole as if the penis was a literal pump. Or a shovel. Or something.
Dude, bitch, I be fuckin' making CHILI outta dat girl's ASS all day LONG, tho.
by Tazzeeboi September 28, 2019
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