Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.

After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period

Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!

by Chilifingers October 14, 2018

chili banger

a girl who fucks spanish guys

Marissa Matarese is a chili banger.

by Chilimonster July 6, 2011

Exponential Chili

Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.

Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!

Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.

by A-Haron January 8, 2010

Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.

There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.

by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018

glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016

Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.

Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.

by buddhari65 October 10, 2012