Clappan

An old English word meaning to beat or to throb

He’s clappan his meat. Or his meat is clappan.

by Seymour Harrison August 22, 2019

Clappanoid

Someone who plays Fortnite in 2020.

Person 1: “I saw Jimbo playing fortnite yesterday!”

Person 2: “What a clappanoid!”

by Jimbotron42969 January 1, 2020

chappaquidditch

A dangerous game played by witches and wizards while riding in Oldsmobile Delmont 88 sedans; da game consists of players' trying to swiftly traverse a narrow unlit bridge at nighttime, without falling off da edge.

I dunno if Ted Kennedy and/or Mary Jo Kopechne were attempting an impromptu game of "chappaquidditch" on that fateful night in mid-July of 1969, but I cannot see how they would have even known about da game at dat time, since da "Harry Potter" authoress had only been born less than four years earlier, and so she could not possibly have started writing her famous novels till much later.

by QuacksO June 14, 2021

Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.

Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)

by Deer Man August 24, 2005

Creepy Chapman

Female creepers who stalk English guys because they sound like Orlando Bloom.

I liked her 'til she insisted I wear fake elf ears, she's a real Creepy Chapman.

by chumpelstiltskin March 3, 2010

Simon Chapman

The complete opposite of Simon.

Person 1: Wow he's such a Simon!
Person 2: What like Simon Chapman?
Person 1: Nah you kidding?

by Celunyx November 9, 2011

lauran chapman

Bitch.

Lauran Chapman is a bitch.

by Marzocco April 16, 2015