Cesar H.

Cesar is one of the best guy friends I have had. Even though we never got supper close I always felt I could trust him. There were times when I was pissed at him or annoyed but if I told him to stop something ina serious way he would stop. He always has. He also never made fun of me when I was crying like our other friends. He was just always there to make me laugh and feel better. He doesnt know how I saw him as a friend though. I do care about him as a friend and he was always just someone who could make me laugh even when I felt like crap. Now apparently said something which IDEK what it is I said but now he hate me and I feel really bad and I dont know what to do. I always depend on my guy friend to be there when the girls were not and now all of them Have left me. I hope you see this Cesar.

Cesar H. Is alive

by MaKKKKKKKKKK March 25, 2019

Pulling a Cesar

Pulling a Cesar occurs when one looses touch with rational reality and succumbs to harsh decision making. Typically always associated with unnessesary anxiety.

Person 1: Dood I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Person 2: OMG CALL THE AMBER LAMPS ILL RUN FOR HELP AND TUNE UP YOUR COMPUTER AT THE SAME TIME
Person 1: Take it easy man, no need to be pulling a Cesar today

by ImmortalCesar August 31, 2010

cesar and mackenzie

two very happy people who spend most of their time laughing and hugging but most of all two people who will always love each other no matter what :)

cesar and mackenzie forevor :)

by loveallama April 11, 2010

dirty cesare

Basically when a fat cunt uses you like a prostitute, slave or an illegal immigrant, that forces you (sometimes persuades you) to do his dirty work for the day.

"Are you pullin a Dirty Cesare on me cunt?"

by LiL SCRAWNY August 19, 2017

Sleazy Cesar

When a man offers to give a girl an oil massage, then excuses himself to the bathroom, where he jerks off in his hand instead, and uses that. Then after said massage, he spoons her for the rest of the night.

She was so ugly, I couldn't bear to look at her face, So I gave her a Sleazy Cesar!

by rod longfellow February 21, 2011

The julius cesar

Aplying ranch to you thumb or hand and proceeding to shove up your own rectum and performing felatio on your self

"Dude I had the best "the julius cesar" last night"

by Nero the great July 20, 2019

Cesar Gimeno

A very handsome and cute man. He has a ball in his arm because he is very strong and has an imaginary gilfriend called Margareth. Cesar always streals his friends´school material. He is famous thanks to his twitch community.

Ma hecho la del Cesar Gimeno
Cesaaaar Gimenoooo give me back my glasses, I can´t see without them.
Cesar Gimeno de las Torres de Serrano please don´t be so stong, u intimidate me

by Minekrom March 11, 2021