Arguably one of the best player in the NBA along with Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash and Michael Jordan. Has an uncanny talent for taking control of a game with one of his jaw dropping dunks, drives through the lane, or turn-around jumpshots. He also has a knack for making his teammates better, something Kobe doesn't do. By acclamation, Cesar Alvin is the greatest basketball player of all time.
by vinrey0609 February 04, 2010
Pulling a Cesar occurs when one looses touch with rational reality and succumbs to harsh decision making. Typically always associated with unnessesary anxiety.
Person 1: Dood I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Person 2: OMG CALL THE AMBER LAMPS ILL RUN FOR HELP AND TUNE UP YOUR COMPUTER AT THE SAME TIME
Person 1: Take it easy man, no need to be pulling a Cesar today
Person 2: OMG CALL THE AMBER LAMPS ILL RUN FOR HELP AND TUNE UP YOUR COMPUTER AT THE SAME TIME
Person 1: Take it easy man, no need to be pulling a Cesar today
by ImmortalCesar August 31, 2010
two very happy people who spend most of their time laughing and hugging but most of all two people who will always love each other no matter what :)
cesar and mackenzie forevor :)
by loveallama April 11, 2010
Guy 1: Wow, what a nice walk in the park.
Guy 2: What if we blew up the moon right now?
Guy 1: Wow, that was a huge Cesar Thought.
Guy 2: What if we blew up the moon right now?
Guy 1: Wow, that was a huge Cesar Thought.
by Grape_Frute May 07, 2020
A very handsome and cute man. He has a ball in his arm because he is very strong and has an imaginary gilfriend called Margareth. Cesar always streals his friends´school material. He is famous thanks to his twitch community.
Ma hecho la del Cesar Gimeno
Cesaaaar Gimenoooo give me back my glasses, I can´t see without them.
Cesar Gimeno de las Torres de Serrano please don´t be so stong, u intimidate me
Cesaaaar Gimenoooo give me back my glasses, I can´t see without them.
Cesar Gimeno de las Torres de Serrano please don´t be so stong, u intimidate me
by Minekrom March 11, 2021
PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"
by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019
When a man offers to give a girl an oil massage, then excuses himself to the bathroom, where he jerks off in his hand instead, and uses that. Then after said massage, he spoons her for the rest of the night.
by rod longfellow February 02, 2011