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Carlo

Carlo is the definition of narcissistic which most of his ex girlfriend would agree with… he also likes to buy all his girlfriends dogs because he doesn’t understand they are a life time commitment… since he can’t commit to anything properly himself except for his own tattoos … he’s a very good tattoo artist and he even somehow manages to convince all his girlfriends to tattoo his name across their vaginas ( I don’t know how, he must be very good bed) …he is however an amazing DJ but wastes his talents occupying his mind with females and love triangles , these carlo’s usually have a very strong foot fetish only for under size 3’s , he is also a very good hugger and good friend to those he actually cares for … and on the odd occasion loves the white stuff and a good party.
Such a Carlo move that’

‘She’s obviously been Carlo’d ‘

‘Carlo would love those feet ‘
by Footie fan November 24, 2021
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Carlo

He’s the sweetest guy you could meet, he learns from his mistakes and if he knows he hurt you he’ll realize it and want to fix it! Carlo is also a ladies men. Every girl wants him but they’re to scared to tell him or either they’re all up on him! He’s honest with you! Someone real 💯 he’s not afraid to go for it even though he knows what could happen! Loyalty is true from him, he says he got a girl back off it’s hints that he GOT a girl and don’t want you! Carlo has a lot of talents if it not sports it’s a musical kind/artistic/etc every Carlo has a lot of talent they just don’t want to admit! Let’s not forget he’s either quite but once you get to know if he’s funny, great to talk to when your bored! Or he’s outgoing and wants to make people feel as comfortable as he can! He also has a big butt and is often told that!
Morgan: Carlo is soooo cute
Rachel: But he's with is girlfriend
Morgan: Ughhh but he's soo cute
by dnvivn ioldsg vlsdgr October 25, 2019
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Carlos

An outgoing person, not afriad to say whats on his mind. Handsome & tall. Music is his passion, Brown eyes that make you melt. His singing makes you cry. When everyone tells you, "ewww why are you dating Carlos?" you'll realize that they're wrong & what you see on the inside is different what he potrays on the outside. No one really understands. He's your bestfriend. You'll love him no matter what.
Not everyone wants to date a Carlos until they truly realize who he is.
by Just A Memory January 12, 2013
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Carlos

The act of deficating unintentionaly, Self Excrement, To shit ones pants.
After eating that spicy pickle, I thought I was about to have a Carlos.

or

I hope I don't Carlos myself at work.
by pener15 March 26, 2010
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Carlos

A know it all type of guy. You never know what he might say or do. He's very tall and handsome. Can sure brake a girl's heart, but the girls can't get enough of him because he just sweeps them of their feet. Ex-girlfriends' dream of him and have the feeling of getting back together, but… you never know what Carlos might do next.
Carlos...
by Ramonnn May 28, 2014
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Carlos

An epic shrimp who we all worship and love.
by good evening pedophiles February 1, 2021
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Carlos

Some fat, peanut head kid who’s ass at soccer. He’s usually talking about how he gets dicked down by El chapo Jr.
Omg did you see Carlos’s head today? It looks like it got bigger.
by Die go July 4, 2019
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