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Carleton 

An amazing handsome kind sexy person. Who is a great role model for all. He has a spirit of a dragon. And will protect the people here loves. His exsistance is neasasary for the future of all humankind. He is funny and is a god on human form. He is also a god in bed. And would be the image of sex appeal. It's hard for the ones that meet him not to fall in love.
That Carleton makes me excited to wake up in the morning. I need a great big cup of Carleton. That Carleton is the love of my life.
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Dave Carleton 

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.
Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
Dave Carleton by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013

Biofag / Caretakerfag 

Someone who obsesses over "deep" franchises too much, examples being Bioshock and The caretaker, both are good, but the fans take them too far.
Biofag / Caretakerfag: Hey, bro (seires here) is so deep.
Regular human: No.

mama carlota 

mom of carlora
mama carlota by liluzibird July 21, 2022

Hot Carleton 

Basically, a hot carl (Letting someone shit on your face directly), but the upper-class, upscale version of said act.
That billionaire gave that gay hooker a Hot Carleton. Grizzle.
Hot Carleton by Kaeleker February 14, 2023