Captin Wing Ding

A word used in Massachusetts to describe a guy with big red cheeks

Markiplier is such a Captin Wing Ding!

by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 4, 2023

captaindrake

A little child with some major jealousy issues. Paranoid of Vash and all his fans. Hates all the attention vash get's yet he probly gives him the most with his hate speech. Jealousy is a form of flattery so vashy knows he is loved deep down inside of this poor kids soul. He probly has very little friends in life with his crappy personality and attitude towards others. He be-littles people just to make himself feel better, it's sad to be like this boy, so much hate inside of him.

pitty the people that have children that grow up like this guy

by vashy September 5, 2005

CaptainD00M

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy faggot in history. TL;DR: This man is an absolute Chad x100000.

"when i grow up..." - some terminally ill child. "you won't grow up i fear" - CaptainD00M

by Captaind00m May 18, 2022

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

DA Co-Captains

1) Two people who live wasted and never lose in BP

and

2) two people who drink to get fucked up everyday jus to have sum fun and fuck wit otha people

Da Co-Captains are the illest drinkers ever.

by Tony and Dante September 12, 2008