came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.

damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"

by Angus Grogan November 16, 2010

And then Jesus came back!

A phrase added by someone who is incredulous to what is being said, either an exaggerated report or a vision. Very much akin to "and then you woke up," as in "you woke up from the dream you were having and realized, 'oh, yeah, that was just a dream.'"

Coordinator: Yah, and I'm going to make sure there are 150 people at the cookies and ice cream party, that way we'll make $500 easy.
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

by bajgrace4u June 16, 2010

i just came

Boy: ooooof i just came
Girl: you did WHAT!!??!?

i just came in you and it feels gooooooood

by ok erzi November 18, 2019

christmas came early

The expression "christmas came early" originated in northern New Mexico. In this case, "christmas" refers to the unique combination of both red chile and green chile on your breakfast burrito. The fiery blend has a unique chemical reaction that results in premature bowel movements that are tainted with the fire of the chile. Thus, when one has a BM after consuming a christmas breakfast burrito, christmas is said to have come early.

Ralph: Oh, man! It's only 10:00 am and that loaf I dropped felt like fire!

Ted: Sounds like christmas came early.

by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008

Came out of the toolbox

A term used to describe someone who joined, switched into, or revealed that they were/are an Engineer after claiming otherwise for a long time. This is actually very common for students who originally wanted to do Engineering, but left it for something else because they thought it would end up boring, or because of annoying parents. In some rare cases, an art student will come out of the toolbox, and if they are successful they will be hated by everyone for being both left and right-brained.

Some warning signs could be: Tinkering when no one is around, playing with Legos too much, and casually building the Iron Man armor in the garage.

"Hey, did you hear Tony came out of the toolbox?"
"Pshh, doesn't surprise me. Animation was just a cover-up, I knew ever since I saw him 3D printing in the library"

by whispy82 February 2, 2015

It Came From The Sea

A female so ugly that it could only come from the furthest, deepest, darkest area of the sea.

Glad to see that you scored with it came from the sea last night, she was a real looker.

by BreckenridgeBear December 9, 2007

Already came bro

A term used as a reply to a meme/joke, which is posted like it's brand new, but has already been posted months or years ago and almost everyone has seen it and still remember.

Ravi: *reposts a meme like it's brand new, which was made by someone else, that everyone saw and enjoyed 2 years ago and still remember*
Karthi: Already came bro

by x-man_aj July 13, 2022