Caging

Verb.
The act of vandalizing a computer or phone by doing the following:
1. Replacing all wallpaper images to pictures of Nicholas Cage
2. Changing all shortcuts to Nicholas Cage
3. Replacing all icons with the Face of Cage
Optional:
4. In the case of a computer, alter the Username and possibly password to Nicholas Cage/Nicholascage
5. Change screensavers to sexual images with Nicholas Cage photoshopped in.
End of Optional.

Final Step: Enjoy the Cage Rage.

Person 1: Dude, so I 'm thinking about Caging my sister's computer, any suggestions?

Person 2: Take pictures and post it on the internet. Make a meme out of it.

by SparkDaKirin October 19, 2017

Nicolas Caging

The act of gradually destroying your own success, or burning up your good will.

Even though Nicolas Cage is one of the highest paid celebrities in the world, the actor is broke and lives paycheck-to-paycheck to afford his millionaire lifestyle (he owns castles, plural). So now the more terrible movies he does (just to get paid), the more people forget what they liked about him. He's downward spiraling. He's Nicolas Caging.

AKA the slow, humiliating Crash and burn.

"How's my new job going? Honestly, I should update my resume, because I am just Nicolas Caging this thing into the ground."

"Our first date was going really well, but then I told her like a hundred knock-knock jokes. Yeah, she pretty much lost interest once I started Nicolas Caging..."

"Did you hear about that guy who won the lottery and is now on welfare? That's some hard-core Nicolas Caging right there."

by ColinStandsUp November 3, 2011

Camping Faggot

The act of standing back and allowing your teammates to do all the work while you camp at spawn and hold ground that is neither important to or valid to the winning of the match or game. By these actions either your team who just all died and want the match to be overwith are yelling this at you or people from the opposite team are yelling this at you cause they did not expect anyone to be in your position per the fact that it has no objective standing.

this camping faggot wont leave spawn.

by holycrapeveryonehasthesamename January 20, 2009

tuesday is coming

Did you bring your coat?

From "Rejected Cartoons" by Don Hertzfeldt.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

caring

1.) adjective: compassionate, warm-hearted, loving.
2.) adjective: tenderly concerned and helpful
3.) adjective: affectionate
4.) idea: kindness, sympathy, understanding

When she was crying, her caring friend gave her a hug.

by Dannielle September 10, 2004

The Second Coming

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.

"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017

camping

A term used most frequently in first-person shooter video games, "camping" refers to the act of hiding or otherwise remaining in a hidden, obscured, or safe location in order to ambush an enemy or objective, or to avoid harm.

There is much controversy over whether or not camping is a respectable strategy; some claim camping is cowardly and cheap, while others maintain that it is intelligent and strategic.

"There's a guy camping outside the door with a Covenant Energy Sword. Be careful, lest he perpetrate the ownage against you."

"That sniper-ass sniper be camping on top of the base."

by ghostpigeon August 22, 2005